August 2011
17 posts
You have bags under your eyes so big you’d have to check them in at Heathrow Airport
You watch the superbowl just for the commercials
You can spot bad typography from 100 yds away
You are pro-facebook because 95% of the myspace accounts burn your retinas
You can name more than 200…
:)
Teh sads.
I was casually seeing this guy for about a year. Let’s him Asshole. Asshole didn’t wanna commit because he couldn’t get over his ex. Boo hoo. Awww. Who needs a hug?
So I stuck around hoping all my good qualities would win him over. I’m loaded with good qualities. I’m a good qualities connoisseur! Did we ever make it? No. He’s a homie hopper and a party animal. No committing to me.
And now I’m where he once was. I can’t get over my “ex”.
Funny how I spent a year trying. TRYING. And all I got was his issues.